We are at the height of our intelligence these days, and our researchers know no bounds when it comes to the Science. Our planning process for the Tunnel has been fairly rigorous since its inception, and though we do not want to share too much at this point with the general public (due to malicious others who would want to claim our research as their own, such as the devious bastards at internet locales of varying ill-repute). That being said, we do feel we owe it to you, the Science enthusist, more than just a little blurb.
We will be tunneling through the earth, that much is known to you, though you do no know where. Our research department has been vigilent in determining the best location for the Tunnel long term. We do have several locations currently picked out, and have surveyers in the field to assess other locations. We have devised our selections using a powerful tool of the Internets which allows us to pick a location anywhere on the earth, and devise where it comes out. This tool can be found here.
Naturally, our first site selected to dig was in Manchester, NH USA, the hometown of our central offices. However, due to the Tunnels exit point being several thousand miles off the southwestern coast of Australia, it would be unrealistic to continue this course of action. Instead, using the same tool, we have determined that our main Tunnel will start in Western Australia, specifically Perth. It has been determined that if we were to tunnel here, we would exit off the coast of Bermuda, which is a much more feasible choice.
Now, obviously exiting in the ocean will produce several problems that we are aware of at present. Our Strategic Development deparment is hard at work assessing our current exit strategy.
More to come, Constant Vigilance is key.
