Our mission is true – to build a tunnel through the center of the earth. This is our guiding principal, and has been at the center of our recruiting drive to date. It has allowed us to attract interested parties to our Board of Directors, as well as members of our various departments. I would like to take a few minutes to introduce to you, the Science enthusiast, to some of the faces you may see if you were to visit one of our many offices.
J.M. Tagmire, Director of Media Relations
Located in our South Jersey office, Mr. Tagmire was one of the first to join our team. His unique approach to his position has allowed him to relate to anyone on any level. He has been known to get donations from dying widows on social security, as well as convincing their medacare provider that services rendered by our organization are billable hours. He is currently in talks with several of the networks, as well as Hollywood studios, securing the rights to movies and television series based on our work. promotional items, such as attire and action figures, are currently in the works under his supervision.
Dr. Phillip Reasoner, Director of Research and Development
Originally associated with the Portugal Project with the world reknowned Geography Inernational, Dr. Reasoner has provided the Organization with all of its information, Scientific and otherwise. His usage of tools is quite amazing, as well as his visionary practices with stone and wood. From his mind, many of our field-based operations have him to thank for their current successes.
General Luke Milton (Ret.), Head of Field Team
For seven years, Gen. Miltons whereabouts were unknown. It wasn’t until we started some of our field experiments and research that his location became known. Deep within the jungles of Chult he was found bearded and bloodied. Further investigation led us to find the remains of a native village. It is believed the General had something to do with it, though no further efforts were made after the sudden death and disappearance of our previous head of the Field Research Team. Dr. Reasoner was also present on this particular mission, and will not discuss matters further.
Gen. Milton works closely with the R&D Department, eagerly putting Dr. Reasoners experiments and research to use, and is currently in our Perth office preparing.
Fraulein Suzanne, Director of International Relations and Field Team Member
Ms. Suzanne originally started with the organization as a test subject in the R&D Department. She has been involved in experiments for sleep depravation, dehydration, unneeded chemo, food supliments, dogs on acid, smoking for children, cutlery, adverse affect of lemon balm, bee hugging, and running to name a few. Since her days as part of the experiments, she now enjoys watching.
Ms. Suzanne has been asked to join the field team under the direction of Gen. Milton due to her experiences in “unique” situations. Her years of writing for the Hallmark corporation also are of worth to note.
As it can be plainly seen, we have a variety of experiences throughout the organization that will directly lead to our success within the Tunnel Project. Only through the usage of their combined talents will we be successful with the task at hand. As time continues, more informations pertaining to our well-trained staffs will be made available to you.
Stay Vigilant, in Science we have faith.
