In a world where one needs to constantly be looking over their shoulder, it is always important to have a plan. Sometimes, it is important to address any and all possibilities that may arise. It is due to these factors in our cruel world that we have a need for Strategics.
The Strategics that we have in place at WDA are very sound. We have checked them against old WWII videos and stories via our Department of Strategic Planning, and have found them to be almost flawless as we continue to move forward to the end game. The following is currently in practice by our field team, and fully supported by our board of directors:
Again, our goal is to build a Tunnel through the center of the earth. As stated before, we needed to make sure that we were able to find the perfect location for the Tunnel to exist, so we chose Perth, Australia due to its exit point being within close proximity of Bermuda. It was also beneficial to us that our two key members of the field team were also located here, thus allowing us to keep cost down by not needing to relocate them.
The task is a daunting one, but they will be able to handle it. To make this project easier on them, our research shows that there is a green grassy area immediately to the west of esplanade station in Perth, which is near our offices.
Safety will be key during the Tunnels progress, so we highly recommend the use of headgear and goggles for their safety. Research shows that as they dig deeper and deeper into the ground, it will get hot. So, we are looking into getting custom suits made for our field team. we are thinking one piece knitted wool suits with hoods lined with the silver “space aged” materials one may find in cooler bags or reusable lunch sacks. The usage of this material will be key to their survival, as it will keep hot things hot, and cold things cold. the initial leg of the dig will be colder, so they will be able to carry hot water bottles inside their suits, and then replace them with ice once they get nearer the center of the earth. We are aware that wool does get rather warm, but we are looking for durability as well as functionality throughout the entire process.
Now, we are predicting that the first leg of the dig will be rather tedious and uneventful, but the grind will be necessary to build up their endurance and strength for when they reach the second leg. Studies have shown that there is a rather large variety of species that live under the earth, most notable being CHUDs and Dinosaurs. while CHUDs are scarry and prone to attack, they are easily defeated by fire, as displayed in documentaries based on the CHUD attacks in New York City during the mid 1980s. It is the Dinosaur attacks that we are most concerned about, which is where Dr. Reasoners knowledge of everything will come into use.
According to Dr. Reasoner, he reccomends the use of lazer mounted shovels to help combat the threats.
Another concern that was raised by Dr. Reasoner is the disposal of the dirt. Even though our initial Field team will consist of two individuals, we need to be looking to the future and will need to have the Tunnel be large enough to move at least a car through. This will create a rather large amount of dirt that will need to be placed elsewhere. Thus, we have begun talks with the government to the island of Myanmar to bring migrant workers over to move dirt to the west side of Rottnest Island. The shear quantity of material should enlarge the island enough so that, with proper sculpting, you can turn it into a Hobbit-land paradise so that all the tourists will stop going to inconvenient New Zealand. We will keep you abreast of these details as they come to fruition.
Now, in time, we expect the team to be successful and exit just off the coast of Bermuda. Unfortunately, this is the one part of our plan that we have found flaw with. Due to a combination of the distance off the coast, and with all of the digging and fighting off of Dinosaurs and the like, we do not find it to be realistic for our field team to be capable of safely swimming to Bermuda. Thus, we have elected to purchase a boat to pick them up.
We are currently in negotiations with an individual who will assist us with this portion of the Project. Unfortunately, times are tough, and money is limited worldwide. To help keep costs down, we are looking to purchase our boat inland from the ocean, possibly Nebraska. Due to its limited access to the ocean, we feel that we would be able to get more boat for our money than if we were to purchase it from elsewhere, such as North Carolina or Maine. Assuming we can come to an agreement with our individual, He will be responsible for acquiring our vessel, and making his way to the ocean, while picking up his crew along the way. We have a captain in mind who is currently located in the greater Chicagoland area. Unfortunately, we have not heard from him since we had to go into “internet scilence”.
Another piece that we are currently working on is getting in touch with the government of Bermuda to get permission to pick up our field team in their waters. We have two individuals in mind that we are also in negotiations with who we feel would meet our needs greatly. One is a reverend, and the other is some sort of royalty (we assume) based on his title.
And there you have it, the plan to date. We have not moved forward with any specific actions, as we are still in the planning process, and acquiring equipment and conducting research to make sure that we are in good shape.
Please stay vigilant in these times of wonder.
