Many large appologies are offered to you, the Science Enthusist, as we have not had the opportunity to keep you regularly informed of our happenings here in the office, nor have we brought you any new information in regards to the Tunnel or the other Sciences that we practice. You deserve better. You deserve more.
In hope of your understandings, the offices have come down with a fierce and rather rare strain of influenza, incapacitating the entire office from being as productive as we typically are. We had to actually close our doors for a couple of days, because not even our receptionist could make it in to work, as she was so wrought with illness that she could barely make it to the bathroom to relieve herself. I do not share this lightly with you, as she would much rather I not share the particulars of her happenings in the lavatory whilst she was taken with sickness, but I just need to have you understand just how serious this was. It was not pretty to say the least.
We believe that it came from a specimen that we uncovered from a test hole that we have dug in the lower offices of the Manchester facilities. Its origins is unlike any that we have seen before, and we will discuss it more in depth later this week. But for today, We wish to discuss some partnerships that may be of interest to you. As prominent members of the Science community worldwide, we strive to not only educate with the Science, but with the Art as well. We have selectively arranged ourselves to be in relations with some of the best up and coming the internets have to offer. Let us begin:
No Week Will Be Wasted (NWWBW for short) is an ideological concept that at its basest principal, once subscribed to, forces you to into producing at least one creative thing each week. This could be starting a blog, or learning more about photography, to writing a book in NaNoWriMo, to going out and exploring the countryside. Ultimately, you need to be creative, and this provides you with the facultys to be successful through an online community there to support and encourage you in your endeavors. If you are fearful of starting your own immediately, there are challenges constantly in action for you to take part in, or you may find others with similar ideas who are just looking for someone like you to help encourage them. In any capacity, you will have made a difference, and you will not have wasted your week.
Geography Corner is our sister organization, promoting travel around the world through well researched endeavors. Unfortunately, since our hiring of Dr. Reasoner, they have been limited in their new productions. In the past week through negotions of the harshest kind, we have reached an agreement with them and they will be producing new literature in the upcoming weeks. They currently do not have a website, but they will have one soon. We will let you know where to find them.
Not the Goat! is the Internets fastest growing reality show, where barnyard animals from around the globe come to gether to live under one roof and be voted off the show one by one, only to be served as dinner the next evening. You, the viewer, will have a say in which one gets voted off.
3.14 Rates – We do not know much about them, aside from that they are advocates of mathematics and the free market. We also like their logo as it inspires fear into math haters. We have hired them as crowd control when we go to job fairs. They reciently took place in a race, though they are not very forthcoming in what transpired. We will keep you posted.
These are only a few of our partnerships, as we have many. We also have numerous sponsors that we will visit on another day. For now, please visit our partner sites, especially NWWBW, as it is also the official forum of When Dinosaurs Attack, where you can meet with other Science Enthusiasts and speak of your vigilance.
