Yesterday, we briefly discussed an illness that was going around the Manchester offices from what we believe to be caused by some of our findings in our initial exploratory digging experiments. We did not want to share all the details with you, the Science Enthusist right away due to our recient hiatus, we feared scarring you away. We would like to assure you that our Science has proven that you can not contract a disease from using the internets, so it will be safe to show you our findings:
Findings #10030800831
At present, we are still unsure of its exact nature, but we are convinced it is what made us ill. Additionally, one of our office staff is dead as a result of it.
Jonathan Yochim, Intern
Jonathan “Jon” Yochim was on the exploratory team that was digging the text tunnel, when everything started to change. Reports claim there was an ear piercing noise that was just outside the spectrum, meaning it would come and go. Our recordings unfortunately reveal only white noise. Shortly after breaking ground did the tunnel fill with water, and we had to bring in the R&D Pumps as shown here:
Please note the graininess of the photo, as it is the result of what we later found out to be radiation being emmited from the liquid that started to fill the tunnel. It was within this liquid that Mr. Yochim had found our particular object, where he practically dove into the water to retrieve sait object. We say practically as the tunnel at this point was only aproximately one foot by one foot by four foot deep. upon safely storing the object, a terrible thing started to happen to Mr. Yochim; all of his skin started to fall off.
Last photo of Jonathan Yochim
Needless to say, we were a bit wary of our illness after this occured. We are all better now, for the exception of Mr. Yochim. He will recieve partial credit for his internship due to his inability to complete his term of stay with us.
